Greetings horror and sci-fi fans!
Stark Swanson AKA Doctor Creepy here! This message is being directly beamed from outer space.
As I was orbiting around the galaxy last night, I stumbled upon the DarkMatter TV Spaceship, which is located about 6.66 million light years away from my home on The Red Asteroid, where I work at top-secret organization called “Acid Slayers Of The Armored Sphere”.
When I approached the DarkMatter TV Spaceship, bright neon colors spelled out: “The very best content from the dark side: the best horror, sci-fi, action and true crime entertainment.” I wasn’t sure if I truly discovered DarkMatter TV, or if they just reached out to all aliens like me, but I was on a mission to discover more.
Upon arriving inside the DarkMatter TV app, I immediately went down the “horror” hallway, stumbling into some of the best horror films in intergalactic history. I decided I couldn’t wait another light year to share my list of horror films guaranteed to lift Christmas spirits.
So, blast off onto DarkMatter TV to check out my collection, “Haunt the Halls”, the best horror films to watch this holiday season:
1. Christmas Evil (1980) – Directed by Lewis Jackson
2. Silent Night Bloody Night (1972) – Directed by Theodore Gershuny
3. Dead Snow (2009) – Directed by Tommy Wirkola
4. Snowbeast (1977) – Directed by Herb Wallerstein
This holiday break, bring your friends along for the DarkMatter TV adventure down the dark side, filled with scream inducing plot twists, bloody snow and the mind-bending physical terrors. And don’t forget to share the app with your family – it’ll be a deliciously deranged Christmas dinner conversation.
Happy Haunting… I mean, Holidays!
Stark Swanson AKA Doctor Creepy