SNOT GOBLINS AND OTHER TASTELESS TALES

“You’ll drown in snot! Yes, this book is gross– and outrageous and funny. I laughed out loud. You will, too!”― R. L. Stine, author of Goosebumps and Fear Street

“Over the top in the best possible way, SNOT GOBLINS is a great read!”―Lincoln Peirce, author of Big Nate

“It’s killer! The 10 year old in me went bonkers!”―Jim Paillot, illustrator of My Weird School

“I have not read this book, but based on the cover alone, I’m just going to go ahead and predict that it will be crowned the next Great American Novel, on par with Moby Dick and The Great Gatsby.” ― “Weird Al” Yankovic

Mucus monsters! Rock-and-rollin’ trolls! All-powerful rotting cat-mummies!

What would YOU do if your boogers tried to take over the world? What if teen-girl ghosts unleashed an army of pooping cockroaches on you?

You’ve got a front-row seat to see kids (and trolls, and vampires) just like you taking on the GROSSEST challenges IN THE WORLD!

So hold your nose, grab your stomach, and get ready for the World’s Most Repulsive Storyteller(TM) to send five tales of disgustingly hilarious horror right into your eye-holes. You won’t know whether to split your sides laughing, hurl chunks, or both!

Written by:

Rob Kutner

Illustrated by:

David DeGrand

“From the intro by the loveable narrator “Big Mouth” through the pantheon of grossed-up stories, this book is a ton of fun. The art is delightful and disgusting, enough to make me eager to turn the page and yet be unable to look away. And like all the best cartoons, the humor and writing is targeted to kids but still keeps an adult audience in mind with lots of surprises and bonus punchlines. As an admittedly immature adult, I read it all the way through and loved it. I can’t wait to share it with my nephews!”

“Sure, this book is delightfully disgusting, but it’s so much much more than that! Nearly every panel has a throw-away line that will pull a surprise laugh out of you. Plus, it is action-packed! These stories really MOVE. And the art is the booger icing on the cake.”

“Rob Kutner’s “Snot Goblins” is an utterly hilarious book that readers of all ages can enjoy. I’m a guy in my 30’s, and I laughed so hard that I blew snot out of my nose several times. Extremely silly throughout.”

“I grew up reading books like SIDEWAYS STORIES FROM WAYSIDE SCHOOL and watched endless hours of cartoons like REN & STIMPY and BEAVIS & BUTTHEAD. So you better believe when I first heard about SNOT GOBLINS, I had to give it a read post-haste to scratch that itch for nostalgic gross-out merriment. And I was not disappointed! Rob Kutner is of course one of the funnier comedy writers of TV of the (second?) golden age of late night talk shows, which was a major impetus for my giving the book a go, as well. And with art by one of MAD Magazine’s regulars, who could go wrong? It’s a match made in heaven, a book I’ll read over and over again — and not just in the bathroom! — and one I’ll be telling my friends with kids (and nephews and nieces) about, for sure. Not to mention friends like myself who love delving back into our childhood reading material and enjoying a good snicker meant for people a third our age … or, Frosted Mini-Wheats style, the kid in all of us. Pick (up) SNOT GOBLINS yourself!”

Well you heard them… grab a copy of this must read book today at:

Macmillan Publishers

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About Author Rob Kutner

Rob Kutner is an Emmy-winning TV late-night and animation writer (Daily Show, CONAN, Ben10, Teen Titans Go!), who has also written the sci-fi comedy books Apocalypse How: Turn the End Times into the Best of Times (Running Press, 2008), The Future According to Me (Amazon Kindle Singles, 2011), and the graphic novel Shrinkage (Farrago Comics, 2016). He is also writing a Hyperion Avenue book for Marvel Studios, and another middle-grade graphic novel series, InterCats (First Second, 2023). He profoundly hopes that Snot Goblins haunts your dreams… with laughter!