Evil Stalks The Insane Asylum!
Evil In The Form Of A Satanic Wizard!
Evil For The Inmates Who Must Stop Him!
Jonah, an inmate at a mental institution, is completely sane in every single respect but one: Whenever Jonah is frightened he turns into his alter ego, Maldeus.
Maldeus is everything Jonah is not. Where Jonah is compliant to a fault, Maldeus is out of control. Where Jonah is so nice to women that they rarely give him a second look, Maldeus is a womanizer who takes what he wants from them on impulse. Where Jonah wouldn’t hurt a fly, Maldeus is a vicious savage.
One evening Jonah awakens from a phantasmagorical nightmare of a satanic rite in the basement of the insane asylum, only to discover that he wasn’t dreaming. Maldeus is working with his doctor to sacrifice women on a giant pentagram.
Nobody believes Jonah except for a single person: A beautiful mental patient who is a nudist and has a secret of her own of a supernatural quality.
Jonah is thrust into the middle of a diabolic plot involving occult magic, invisible men (and women), and a perverted, sex-crazed blue demon! He must keep his wits about him as he pretends to be his alter ego, because his doctor only has to perform the rite Five Maidens on the Pentagram five times, and Satan will be born!
Warning: Five Maidens on the Pentagram is a Gothic horror sex farce that is unlike anything you have ever read. It has weird sex, obscene nudity, vulgar jokes, appalling sadism, sickening violence, and blasphemous rites. It’s wild!
“”Five Maidens on the Pentagram” is another rollicking romp from a rising star on the new pulp fantasy/sci-fi scene, and in some ways, it’s his best effort yet. One of the rules of pulp is that it should be fun, fun, fun and that’s what’s in store for you here. I’ve always admired Weichsel’s blunt, raw, shoot-the-hostages style; this time around his prose is so smoothly polished that his touch never overshadows the story but instead delivers it with a deft hand. The descriptions are sparse, but he knows exactly when to include the perfect, telling detail that allows you to imagine what he doesn’t say. Without a doubt, it’s also his funniest story yet; he mercilessly skewers modern culture, tweaking the nose of the PC gods and yet it never feels like he’s soap-boxing…”
“”Five Maidens on the Pentagram” is a book that, in a single page, can make you laugh and shudder. The author balances the horror with humor in a way that you may not expect. It is not a character cracking a joke while something bad happens, but more of the way the author’s matter-of-fact writing style highlights certain aspects of the situation. The humor is a bit subtle, which allows the horror to mix well with the humor.”
“I have tried to find the correct words to give this book the review that it deserves, but nothing I can come up with really portrays just how entertaining this book is and how much I absolutely recommend it to anyone who loves horror, satire, and maybe even bizarro.”
“Another weird and wonderful tale from this fabulous author.. I laughed a lot reading this the humour mixed with the twisted story had me diving through the pages.. Have you seen the awesome cover? It’s a definite purchase for the bookshelf.”
“Five Maidens on the Pentagram deserves five out of five stars!”
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